America is the Empire, the Rebels are Israel and Hamas.
And the demon-spawn diarrhea Yoda basterd bitch alongside Joe-bi Wan Kenobi are using our own Sons and Daughters against the Empire with their CIA mind tricks.
Boba Fett is the shittiest Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy. Imagine they keep hiring this goofball for the Mandalorian series.
>>20814511 (lb) 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace' returns to theaters for its 25th anniversary today
This movie aged so well. It revolutionized sword fight scenes in general.
Darth Maul died like a bitch though. They never give the Dank Side some worthy deaths.
Because Christians call the Jews out for their crimes against Humanity.
Jesus was the bastard child of Herod, which is why Jesus was literally their King. Herod killed his own son by following the Jews orders. Shakespearean as fuck innit bruv?
Judea sounds like Jedi. Sounds quite Star Wars related esoteric knowledge hidden stuff.