TYB
While watching derby coverage this am, observed an interview with an old man wearing a horsehead hat and jockey goggles. His wife, wearing a nearly equally ridiculous hat, expressed their love for the derby and that they married on Friday the 13th and what a special day that was. Anon gets the feeling the derby has less to do with horses than suggested. Human hunting contestant scouting seems more likely
A great question to ask faggots. Why tf they so invested in getting married if it doesn't matter