Stormy: I can save her guys
Big if true
Pitchforks and torches for everybody!
She’s right, you know
when soccer moms rise up, that’s the signal
Aww he’s gettin feisty now boys
Do not take any vax or pill
Do not shelter in place
Do not mask
Do not use CBDC
Do not get the special app
Do not eat .gov food bank emergency rations
Do not drink .gov bottled water
Do not cross the streams
Until it becomes absolutely necessary
In the course of human events