Please entertain me, make me laugh.
What if everyone, everywhere, all at once, just put down their electronics and went outside for a walk? What if all at once the world realized it was being manipulated and controlled by their electronics?
Please, you guys are the only ones who know who I am, you know I've got a twisted sense of humor and all of you are my people.
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I want laughter
His mind was thinking of other things when he created her.
What if all at once, the world woke up to that fact?
If you knew who was typing this to you, hell would be the place you weren't.
That's a hootie and the blowfish concert.
IUD's around washington would be better if they started to expand greatly.
why would a loving god bother to create a hell? deletion is faster.
Ya, I hung out once with the boys a couple thousand years ago, if there's a hell, we're living in it.
This ain't your mamma's island bro
This is my therapy. do you have any idea how fake and unworthy the news is of my time? Talking God shit is much better. I'd bore my family if i did it here. so i bore the shit out of you guys that are here because of me.
huh? post something funny that better resembles a joke
hell isn't needed, only in fear form.
stop it.
You're a porn fluffer aren't you?
when djt told this story, he was smiling at me.
Dude, I'm God, how can I be false you AI retard.
Questioning one's judgment improves one's judgment.
hey donny!
Swing by pick me up. Let's do something fun.
Limits? On what? This malleable reality?
Age has mellowed me a bit i'd say. Shit's still gonna hit the fan.
They're after me, I'm the thing they knew one day would come.
Honestly, who'd belive that story?? Dude, I was hitchhiking and guess who picked me up, Trump and Jesus, in a Mercedes station wagon.
The Cohen brothers grew up eight miles away from me.
It's the reason why you're here, you KNOW me, you brought me into your heart a long time ago.
u2 spy plane, 2 miles away
Do you?
Since we're the ones in charge of the apocalypse, might as well have fun with it.
It's all to incite anger. The world is waking up to the lies.
Not like sun throwing shit at you hitting the fan bad yet.
you can't handle my job