>NEXT!!!
UP IN SMOKE
I SEE BIG WORDS, SMALL TALK, FUNNY ENOUGH LONGEST WORD CANNOT EVEN READ ITS OWN LENGTH, BUT THE TALLEST CAN TELL OF OFFICE JOKES ON THE HORIZON PEEKING OVER THE WALL.
>You won't do shit.
DAWG WE HAVE A BABYSITTER TO DO SHIT, I AM ONLY HERE FOR THE ICE CREAM. TWO SCOOPS PLEASE, AND DO NOT DROP THEM PLZ.
>You need to be sat in a padded cell.
I HAVE FANTASIZED ONE TOGETHER WITH A DOOR THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT, GOT A STEEL HANDLE TO MY COUSIN WELDED IT ON, I AM STILL NOT SURE IF I USE IT AS A CELL OR MAYBE START AN INVESTMENT BANK.
JUST CUT THREE HOLES IN A PAPER BAG AND MAKE IT TO THE BANK ON WALL ST, I AM SURE YOUR INVESTMENT LOOKS GREAT AFTER 20 YEARS.
>Can you write us a haiku about the thrill of typing in all caps while using the tor network?
I AM TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY BIG I GUESS I REALLY STAND OUT LIKE THIS WRITING ON THE WALL. I AM JUST TOURING AROUND THE WORLD AND HAVE A FRIEND THAT LIKES TO TAKE PICTURES, AND I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND THAT LIKES THE TAKE PICTURES OF MY FRIEND THAT TAKES PICTURES BUT I LIKE CAPITALIZED WORDS MYSELF FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT I DO AGREE I SHOULD RETURN TO WRITING IN SMALL TEXT AS SOON AS YOU TELL ME.
THE MEMES ARE REALLY FUNNY, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT ARE NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT BE FUNNIER THAN FUNNY. NIGHT SHIFT HAS A GOOD SENSE OF FUNNY AND DEFINES RETURNING THE FAVOR BY RETURNING IT TWICE, MAKING IT THREE TIMES AS FUNNY, BAGS FULL OF JOKES.
I AM TRYING TO TELL SOMEONE SOMETHING BY USING A SINGLE MEME, MAYBE IT WORKS WITH JUST A SINGLE WORD.
>a stop sign proves that to be true
LETS
MAKE
A
TRAIN
WITH
REAL
STOPS
>try this one on for size, and follow it's direction:
>
>STOP
DID YOU BUILD THAT ALL BY YOURSELF? LIKE STOLE ONE STONE A DAY?
DAWG THIS MAN TRY TO IMITATE XZIBIT, BUT THIS MAN IS NO FOR REAL RAPPER AND NOW HIS ALBUM IS FULL OF HIS OWN EXHIBIT 1 AND EXHIBIT 2 AND HE SOLD 5 RECORDS HUSTLING MY CORNER.
DAWG I AM JUST LISTENING TO MY WILL SMITT CD AND I START SEEING ALL THIS FLAMES EVERYWHERE.
>Reduce LSD intake by one hit. Then, throw away that CD. You'll be fine.
I AM VERY CAREFUL WITH MY COMPACT DRIVES, NOT A SCRATCH ON ANY OF THEM SO I CAN HEAR THE MESSAGES ALL TO WELL, TUNE UP THE MUSIC.
ONE VOTE LESS TO COUNT FOR THE WOLF PARTY. (MISSING VOTER TO HAUNT YOU FOREVER)
HAHAHA
>Without playing them backwards? Amazing!
YOU SHOULD SEE MY CD PLAYER WITH A 5 DISC EXCHANGE FULLY AUTOMATIC WITH A REMOTE INCLUDED.
>Trump was asked if he was Batman
HE DOES NOT KNOW THIS HIMSELF, YET. BADMAN CLEANING THE POOL.
I SEE ALL THESE MEMES COME BY, AND THIS GUY ONLY HAD ONE JOB…
LOLO FERRARI, OF COURSE IT IS A RED CAR DUMMY.
>the alast electron was from tel aviv hitching a ride in my psu
JUST GIVE ME A NEW FUCKING GAMING LAPTOP SO CAN PLAY GTA AND INSTALL MCAFEE ANEW.
GUN CHARGES BE LIKE, HOLD MY DICK.
>The future we Deserve.
YOU CANNOT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT IF TRY SOMETIMES YOU WILL FIND, YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.
A MURDER MYSTERY IS A GREAT WAY TO ENTERTAIN YOUR GUESTS, I AM GOING TO MAKE PREPARATIONS FOR OUR GUEST'S LAST DINER.
>The chin I'd entirely different….lol
HE HAS 3 DIFFERENT CHINS, 2 FACES HAPPY FACE AND SAD FACE.
FACES, ALL AROUND IS THE FACES I SEE, SOME ARE HAPPY SOME ARE MISERY, THEY EXPRESS JOIN AND PAIN.
YEAH WE HAVE BEEN THIRSTY BEFORE, AND THIRTY TOO.
LETS WIDEN THIS SPACE UP A BIT IN HERE, THERE IS A LOT OF PAIN COMING.
I CAN HEAR THE KETTLE, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A PIED PIPER.
YOU DO NOT SIMPLY ABORT A HUMAN BEING, THINK AGAIN SHERLOCK.
>Theoretically, wouldn't going back in time and changing things abort babies?
LET EVERYONE ENJOY THE HOSPITALITY IN THIS PLACE.
>That's pretty amazing guy, can you get a keyboard with a working caps lock key next?
I STOLE MY FRIENDS 'ESC' BUTTON, THINK YOU CAN JUST PRESS ESCAPE?
BUY 1, GET 1 ONE FREE, HAHAHA
IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU GET 1, NO WAIT, YOU GET 2, NO WAIT A BIT MORE, YOU GET 3 EXTRA WINDOW CLEANERS IF YOU CALL TODAY.
STONE THAT THE BUILDERS REJECTED