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>GM shift
Ya'll can't even say good morning, because you know deep down in your hearts that you're miserable being woken up by an alarm clock, having to sit in rush hour traffic, and then be locked in a cubicle for eight hours.
Night shift wakes up happy and refreshed, mows the lawn, and downs a six-pack before we head off to scrub floors and empty your trash cans.
We also switch your chairs around so the fat people get squeezed into the smallest ones.