They are just idiots. The Navy doesn't have this problem.
MKULTRA as a way of life
https://dn720002.ca.archive.org/0/items/kinzer-stephen-poisonerin-chief/KinzerStephen-PoisonerinChief.pdf
Enough with the stick. Shotguns, manacles and leg irons.
Here's your meme manager
Here's your meme
If they treated a 5'4" Mexican on PCP like that he would kill them all and fly away.
DNA test
You can work for him. He has to hop to the next gig before they figure out he can't meme.
Make sure that's not a stand in