TO THE ROOKIE 1811 DETAILED TO MONITOR THIS SITE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG… YOU'RE BETTER OFF WATCHING PORNHUB.
RED NECKTIE = TRUMP
BLUE NECKTIE = BODY DOUBLE
ALTERNATE COLOR NECKTIE = MASK
Dan Scavino is a fucking doughboy that needs to keep his hands off of the onion rings & donut holes