SODOMY: JUST SAY EWWWWW
Here at Anon's Hetero Academy in beautiful lush Vanuatu we specialize in training or retraining the next generation of heterosexuals.
Students will learn: Parts of the Vagenie, Location of Overalls, Cure for Fumunda cheese, How to apply Klampex Tampoons, Secrets of spotting, Evils of taint tinting – everything you need to stop being a ninny art fag and talk snatch with kindred other raging heterosexuals.
Anon's Heterosexual Academy (Vanuatu) Authentic Graduate Testimonies (They Say)
"We've helped a multitude of bone addicted homos get off the cock 'cold turkey."
– "Steve" Headmaster / CEO
Anon Hetero Academy
"Anon Academy turned my gay life around. I used to recondition high-end women's handbags and volunteer for the Opera Guild, now I drive for NASCAR and tap snuff queen ass at Boogie's in Nashville!"
"I was a big anime fan but Anon's got me off the queer stuff and on to Remington cowboy sculpture, paintings of super hot heiress snatch by John Singer Sargeant. "
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