Partially cooked meat with carrot obelisks.
Much wow.
WTF does this mean, "has the jealous custody of a relic that is part of the Holy Lance"
Relic
In religion, a relic is an object or article of religious significance from the past.[1] It usually consists of the physical remains or personal effects of a saint or other person preserved for the purpose of veneration as a tangible memorial.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relic
Who's jealous physical remains?