FFS… I doubt I've posted 38 times in a 16-hour binge sesh here.
Relax!
I texted Q Team the step-by-step instructions for posting a query on Reddit asking for more step-by-step instructions on how to find index page here and navigate around the missing catalogue page.
They texted back and said they were gonna score a case and a dime bag and would dig into it a little later.
Beer tomrorrow!