Me: "Missouri is going to give free healthcare to illegal aliens."

You: "Yep."

Me: "Today is Donald Trumps' birthday."

You: "Good for him, meanwhile we suffer."

Me: "Care for a free red folder? Office Depot had a sale."

You: "Nah, there won't be anything left to fill it with at this rate."

You: "See the picture of peeps twerking on a police SUV?"

Me: "Yes, I actually laughed at that one. Didn't someone say something about precipice?"

You: "Yep. If the plan was to bring more laughter into society it might be working then, eh?

Me: "(sigh)."