Me: "You do realize I am going to need some assurances."

You: "Done."

Me: "Today is Friday and it is Donald Trumps' birthday. Wasn't there something or other about a tweet?"

You: "Yes."

Me: "You know why I say that, correct? Not to brag."

You: "Yes."

Me: "On another note, the sheer number of social media followers would change things dramatically."