God bless you and keep you from harm, this day and forever.
Shills
NEW SHILL? "A"OKAY! numbah one1!
Ready for PRESTIGE employment?
YOU ARE ALREADY QUALIFIED!
If you have a 23 post count or better
& able to clean and care for yourself
It's time for (you) to
STEP UP and become a PLESMOGRAPHER
Measure the erotic reponse of pedophiles to your choice of pornography.
YOU DECIDE which pedos go back on the street, and which remain in pedo-group home; using the "plesmograph" the latest scientific(tm) innovation which calibrates the pedo erectile response to child pornography or Olga underwear ads. You choose! Tell them:
"Strap on the plesmo pedo!"
Could be you! Giving orders to pedos:
"Drop trou brainlet pedo!"
Imagine yourself, scribbling on yellow legal pad, in a pristine lab coat!!!
withPLESMOSHILLname embroidered in red custom cursive on breast pocket.
Do NOT hesitate shills. Take the big step from a job to a career.