Q, please accept and convey my apologies to President Trump and the entire team as I will not be coming to London on Friday as I'd planned to show my support and get up close and personal to the idiot protesters who are going to be out in force with their blue hair and BBC soundbites.
I have my "Q" shirt and my wife has her "17", we even got sent a couple of genuine MAGA hats and we were going to wear them with pride, however I am sorry to say we won't be able to make it as I have arranged with a few friends to fly out to Russia for the weekend to support England in our World Cup run.
IT'S COMING HOME BOYS!!!
WWG1WGA
I am sorry to say that the streets will be full of liberal twats who have been all over the radio this week supporting the protests, supporting [Sadiq Khan] and his [Trump Baby] [https://www.standard.co.uk/go/london/attractions/donald-trump-baby-balloon-where-to-see-the-blimp-during-the-presidents-uk-visit-a3882776.html] - do me a favour mate, have the USSS shoot the fucker down.
Do us real Englishmen a favour, take May and Khan back with you to GITMO, put Nige in charge of BREXIT and help us be the nation we know we are, not this liberal hell-hole the cities are becoming.
I send best wishes and much love to you all, really gutted I won't be there but IT'S COMING HOME and I will be there to see it.
EnglishAnon