Media Matters is trying to locate "Jared" described as foul mouthed and scatter brained, he was employed as a trainee debunker when he disappeared. Jared has a mental age of 14, and his criminal records as a juvenile are sealed. If you have seen or know Jared's whereabouts be advised friends and family say no ransom will be paid.

Another shill has died suddenly, becoming hysterical after smoking Guyanese "cannibal crack" he claimed an international conspiracy "the Homintern" was preparing to "turn his tail pipe into a dinner theater " after putting up posters announcing the performance of Cactus Flower, the victim spouted black blood from both nostrils and died.

Bow your heads.

Bless the dead and death destined shills forgive their blasphemous prattle. Cleanse thier demon gnawed souls, remember it is the hopeless sinners He came to save and grant such peace as the corrupt may know.

Amen