Old Jewish guy in a New York jew slum wins the lottery.
Does not tell anyone… But he fixes up the place, puts in a nice garden, good fence and a gold statue.
So he's out in his garden and one of his old Jew niegjbors walks by. He say "hey, what happened? Relative die? Lawsuit? Lottery?"
Guy who hit the lottery just says "well.. Lets just say I have a little money now"
His nieghbor says "well I understand the gold statue, … But Hitler?"
Guy pulls up his sleeve and says: "I had to! He gave me the numbahs!"