>DOUGH
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>Emergency officials are on high alert as a Minnesota dam is in imminent danger of critical failure
>Veterans are nearly unanimous – vets are telling young people to stay the hell out of our broken military. It’s a disaster. It can’t win a war.
>Do You Feel a Draft?
>Welcome to Rusya, Blyat. 4th largest economy in all of Galactic Region.
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