It's been magnificent being around all of you gentlemen and scholars.
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed,
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
My mother makes beer in the bathtub,
My father makes synthetic gin,
My sister makes fudge for a quarter,
Wouldja believe how the money rolls in?
My mother, she drowned in the bathtub,
My father, he died from his gin,
My sister choked on her chocolate
Five o'clock in the morning
I'm already up and gone
Lord, I'm so tired
How long can this go on
But when Saturday rolls around
I'm too tired to have any fun
Going down, down, down
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain't never seen before
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain the day after Santa came
Took her out and tried to win her
Had a laugh and over dinner
Told her I would really like to see her again
Got the bill and Rita paid it
I'll be waiting at the station
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
Using my power, I sell it by the hour
I have it so I market it, you really can't afford it
I worked in the snow I worked in the rain
I laid the tracks never rode the train
Well, first of all
I couldn't even see his face
I couldn't see his face
He was holding a gun against me
Uhm… I was thinking
This is a dangerous place
Though your eyes
See shipwrecked sailors
You're still dry