>The real Assange has been in white hat custody for some time.
White hats been keeping him safe. Now he is free, threats have been removed.
>Tennessee’s top election office has sent letters to more than 14,000 registered voters asking them to prove their citizenship, a move that alarmed voting rights advocates as possible intimidation.
So by the logic of the voting rights activists it must be 'intimidation' to be asked for proof of age before going into a bar for a drink.
>Julian Assange has been instructed to direct WikiLeaks to destroy any remaining classified documents and information in their possession and provide an affidavit once completed, as part of his plea
What if all that 'classified' stuff has already been declassified?
>America's former head of intelligence says what Wikileaks founder did was wrong and illegal and 'assets' in Afghanistan will have died because of his actions
Oh dear, the clowns lost some 'assets'
Now there are a couple of pictures ready for turning into meme templates.