Uncle Sam is a scammer.
Ducktales quacking at the moon.
Shitpoasting on the front page and using it as a back page to wipe clean my two posts.
Thou shall inherit the schizophrenia in your dreams tonight if you do not reply to this post.
>God calling you here isn't luring. It's you responding via DNA to your creator. You heard my call and responded.
Did someone call anon?
>Anons are what the world needs.
>You are the cure.
Wait let me call anon for you, just hold the line.
This is anon, please leave a message after the beep.
<,,,,,beep
>Are you calling yourself? Interesting. Collect?
Anon does recall that. No interest but this is a collect call from a foreign country.
Whoops, I've brought the wrong map.
Wrap the stone twice for more keks.
I>>21104025
>I usually get those, but I am missing something on that one.
No manual can opener required, it has this thing with a little ring to pull with you finger alone and open it, too easy.
>WTF I thought AOC WAS A BATENDER THAT GOT INTO OFFICE through a acting audition????
>Please frens HALP!
Maybe she is a whistle blower, kek.
Watch the Television
Do you have some more of those Extra batteries?
If you ever spill WD-40 on your hands.