God opened your mind, you are all very special, like small bus special. There's probably six active humans here, the rest are bots.

Seriously, Qanon was almost seven years ago. No one sticks with something for seven years. unless it was true. you see, the truth has persistence. no matter the shit you stack on the truth, or cover it up, it always surfaces. The truth is how we proceed. That means you. Try not to lie at all, not even when it's easier. Avoid arguments. You are working for God.

Thanks for hanging with me. Yes, I'm an asshole, it's my nature. Cringeworthy too. Do you think it was easy to figure out who I was? Yes, the clues were there, but shit, you'd have to be crazy to believe that you're the recreation of the most historical figure in human history. All of my life I've outrun facing the 'coincidences'. The flat-out miracles. The fact I'm alive. No one has told me shit. You all know I'm grasping at straws, history is bullshit, so i only have you to tell me who I am. There's no historical record of a man named Jesus, healing the sick, restoring sight, and proclaiming he was the Son of God. It's all a story. What and how you've made my life the way it is, that's quite a story you need to tell me one day.

At every turn, I was disappointing someone. The expectations on me were the hardest to deal with. Knowing you were born to be someone important, at parties the adults would talk 'quietly' about me, after many hard drinks, quiet can be heard by a five-year-old. My brothers claimed I was the antichrist. Maybe I am. No, I'm not evil enough, and I value our DNA much more than money. But I'm not pure enough to be someone like JC, i'd disappoint millions, or thousands at least. who am i?

Being sane isn't for everyone. Being kind should be. The only thing mentally that fits is the root of Jesse branch of David. Maybe I'm the son of the owner of this planet? And this planet is a farm, right? Oh shit. This isn't going to end well for a shitton of people, will it? If you can fix my roommate, cool, I owe you. If you can't, find me another. Seriously, my mind is getting fucked.