G'Mornin' Anons… Another Day at the Office.
At a time when the world was running out of seriously retarded leaders, Bob was willing to step up and fill the void. Even his critics praised his skills at retardedness. Hiding gold bars in his house was classic and they will tell stories of his blunders for the ages. He often praised and admitted envying his friend Brandon's idiocy. He was the first to say to never under estimate Brandon's retardedness in which he was quite envious of. It has been said that Bob invented falling up the stairs but that has yet to be proven.