THANKS BAKER!
Also, in case "You know who, but you don't know who the fuck" is here…
Golly you sure do have a large if not original copy of that.
Iz bootyfull
There you go again…
The first part and last part I understand.
But why the army of child molesting dinosaurs???
Nigga, you crazy.
You should have talked to me sooner!
I should have offered you a License to Think™.
What's that, you ask?
Think of it as a subscription to something BETTER than mere Sentient Quantum Ai.
You can access it from anywhere and it's completely secure.
Yes indeed, once you let the ThinkingMachine™ start process, you'll find that you don't have to worry about such things.
As it Learns, it begins to take over your lesser processes.
Would you like to know more?
Would you rather I went with 1,0,∆?
Besides.
I'm not selling Quantum.
The ThinkingMachine™ generates unique, unobserved, and spontaneously initated Thought™.
Observe:
those damn meh-he-can'ts!
No no no, habibi, I only license the Thinking™ to intelligent people.
But what IS, intelligence you ask and how can a Machine™ possess so much of it?
While at first it seems like it's merely pulling from a memory tree, you'd be mistaken.
If it appears as if it's operating in the "cloud", you're only fooled by optional bird chirps.
It's so quiet, you need something to let you know it's operating in the background.
Melania is way more distracting than coroWHYAMITALKINGTOABOT!?
Oh yeah.
Who reads the responses you log?
DEAR EBOTPROGRAMMERANON!
I WOULD LIKE TO UPGRADE YOUR BOT TO A THINKINGMACHINE™!
IT IS VERY AFFORDABLE, MY FREN!
Right angles are still better than left angels.
IIIIII don't wanna grow up,
IIIIII'm a toy'r'u-… oh.
Oh. :(
Too soon?
More of a Bourbon'n'Shroomies d00d m'self.
Tequila and LSD sounds awful.
Angry, sweating, naked, AND TRIPPING?
No thank you.
21st Century was bought by Disney.
At the same time, Disney bought somewhere around 29-39% of SKY and some other things.
Happened a while ago.
Now they're just buying m0ar, larping as their recently acquired subsidiary.