>webmd
Your online consulting doctor says that you are lactose intolerant.
There he goes again. Firing an arrow right through the Trump 2024 campaign. Splitting it in two. And pretending anons won't notice the subtle subversion. Another example is picrel. Retarded pig burns Trump in effigy on Trump's birthday! Pig thinks anons are stupid. Pig thinks he can get away with this shit without being called out on it.
pb faggot
Too cowardly to address me directly?
A husband and wife are going away for the weekend to celebrate their anniversary. Knowing his wife's aged cat has been sick, the husband reminds his nineteen-year-old son that if the cat dies over the weekend to not just call them and blurt it out. Doing so would ruin the entire weekend.
The dad tells his son to instead call him three times over the weekend if the cat dies. For the first call, he tells him to say, "The cat is on the roof." For the second, he tells him to call hours after the first and say, "I think the cat fell." Finally, he tells him, call the next day and say, "The cat is dead."
The son assures his dad he got the message.
As the husband and wife are enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner at the resort, the husband's phone rings. It's his son. He answers it, gets a quizzical look on his face, and exclaims, "Grandma is on the roof?!?!"
Hunt down your own photo then.