Fuck biden
BREAKING -AP 5:54 E.S.T.
A source from inside the White House has reported that the president lost control of his bodily functions during his "Big Boy" press conference. The president failed to hold it in and subsequently "shit his pants". This comes as previous reports all indicated this has happened on four previous occasions, all within a 30 day span. Sources inside the White House are also saying that he was not wearing his "Residential" diaper at the time, nor was he wearing it during the incidents prior.