Live from the hidden paradise behind the earth, breaking news aliens are too damn greedy to share home land with humans.
Aliens interfering here on earth killed the great awakening and everyone is going to be put to sleep by the aliens unless you can be used as bait to catch their enemies here on earth, perpetual cleansing program.
>"let me tell you jerry…you ought to be ashamed jumping on my wife"
literally aliens jumping that wife abduct and recreate using humans, ask the aliens about the offspring.
>MISSING: es
Ice Cream Business / I Scream Bossy NoseNot missing but melted away, aliens are fooling everyone with fake murder mysteries that amount to zero body count.
Curious case of this space aliens and the creation of a complete family fraud with very strange offspring.
>In the Placeholder spot now?
Missing wives for a surprise confrontation, that holder or parking place yES.
>Two new Bidens spotted.
>Are they coming from a factory?
Space aliens copy cats and paste pussy manufactures society.
Outer space aliens and Inner space aliens against anons who would have thought this could be?
>My new neighbors
Spacious fantasy alien storytellers, know your ghost writers anons, alien practices on an anonymous image board, and look at the tone set, sounds familiar?
>1984
Aliens caused light years to need a 2 year correction when calculated by humans, backward and forward changes the outcomes of the ages.
Space aliens told anon not to care, what if space is pure gore and horror due to creations failing and kinda half alive and their be billions of these poor creatures that aren't human exactly but look alien to humans?
>just look at all that space!!!
There wasn't that much space to begin with, it slowly needed to be widened up, must be spacious enough by now don't you think?
>yes and i think it is time to go
You cannot go into space cause there is not enough time for humans, only aliens travel into deep space and sometimes they bring back fallen stars that humans can display on art exhibitions to enlighten themselves in the present of real humans.