MINER FOUND ALIVE AFTER EARTHQUAKE

makes for a nice cover story for taking out a DS bunker and i would not be surprised if Poland has some..

"The earthquake, with a magnitude of 3.1, killed one and injured 17 others.

78 miners were in the area during the tremor, which occurred 1,200 meters below the surface."

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1812168547906498594