Breaking News….All the DEI agents that were in the building UNDER the shooter…were all DEI hires female and they were in there making sammiches for all the other tired and hungry other USSS agents out there doing all the HARD work…that's what they like all the MEN out there doing HARD work…big 10" HARD WORK…that's what they were making sammiches for….kekking hard!!!

That can't be her real name?

Bonnie Fife?

Too close to Barney Fife?

Did Andy give her one bullet?

Mayberry RFD…

kek