I win

My last day in office I peed on the seat. Every. Single. One.

I put 50k on Trump at +475.

No one likes Hilary.

Bought a coup

I bought one of those MAGA hats ya know

Michelle wouldn't let me wear it:(

I asked Donald if he'd do a line with me in the Oval Office but he was afraid it'd upset his stomach. He'd just eaten a big Mac