Anonymous ID: 1d3914 July 17, 2024, 3:06 p.m. No.21230040   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if anyslopesgonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Anonymous ID: 1d3914 July 17, 2024, 3:44 p.m. No.21230339   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21230312

Email to FBI

"Guise we gots stinky brain goop up on the roof that you guys need to come hose down. It's far too slopey for us humans to risk getting up there. Please send clean up crew."

Anonymous ID: 1d3914 July 17, 2024, 4:28 p.m. No.21230670   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21230556

the Secret Service failed to do even a minimally competent job.

the Secret Service failed to do even a minimally competent job.

the Secret Service failed to do even a minimally competent job.

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