I do research?!?!

Oh so you dig into the Bible myths being the actual activity of the brain and the psychology of the mind??

No that stupid. I go to church and take it word for word.

Oh okay, what about the flat earth and moon maps? Lot to see and uncover there. Plenty of tests and wild things to find.

No that is so stupid. Astrology? Gay. I follow NASA.

Oh okay. What about the orphans and child selling and mud floods, the lost worlds and…….

Shut up! I’m on Twitter and I post memes.

I’m not researching. I’m a believer.

Kek.