Anonymous ID: 394e84 July 19, 2024, 10:27 a.m. No.21245479   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5510 >>5535

The question that should be asked is how could it have come to be that whatever one company called Crowdstrike does, can have such an impact on GLOBAL INTERNET CONNECTIVITY CONNECTING BILLIONS OF PEOPLE?

 

Who is really controlling Crowdstrike, and why is their source code embedded so deeply worldwide?

Anonymous ID: 394e84 July 19, 2024, 10:33 a.m. No.21245554   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5575

>>21245514

It's the Satanists, who send muhjoo shills to 8kun QR to provide "Qanon is just persecuting us with group bigotry" protection narrative to discredit legitimate investigations into individual behavior.

Anonymous ID: 394e84 July 19, 2024, 10:37 a.m. No.21245595   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21245575

That's precisely what the satanists want the world to believe so as to better hide, so that their muhjoo shilling on QR can work as a counter-psyop to the great awakening.

Only problem is, it isn't working.

Anonymous ID: 394e84 July 19, 2024, 11:06 a.m. No.21245823   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5838 >>5854 >>5872 >>5891 >>5904 >>5971 >>6056

CrowdStrike CEO is getting pummeled for his response to the global outage.

 

Why everyone hates it:

 

1) WEAPONS-GRADE CORPO SPEAK

 

Let’s be clear. Legalese doublespeak is designed to dodge and obfuscate rather than inform or communicate. This statement was obviously written by a committee of lawyers and middle managers whose only goal was to avoid legal risk and threats to their own job security.

 

If you can’t understand what the statement is even saying, it’s working as intended.

 

2) NO APOLOGY

 

The first words should be “I’m sorry” — but you won’t find that anywhere in this statement. Nor the watered down “I take responsibility.” Not even the weasely “We regret…” Nothing!

 

It comes off as cowardly and callous. CrowdStrike caused an outage that took down airlines, a stock exchange, hospitals, ICUs. People might have died.

And the CEO is not sorry.

 

3) PASSIVE VOICE THROUGHOUT

 

This is such classic move to avoid accountability, it’s even become a joke: “Mistakes were made!”

 

This statement is almost comical in its efforts to dodge assigning responsibility.

 

“This issue has been identified…a fix has been deployed.”

 

Which issue? (Global outage)

Who caused the issue? (You, CrowdStrike)

What fix? (🤷🏻‍♀️)

Did it work? (🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️)

 

4) DISMISSING CUSTOMERS

 

Don’t bother us with your petty complaints of power going out in your local hospital!

 

“We refer customers to the support portal” and “we further recommend customers ensure they’re communicating with representatives through official channels.”

 

You, the customer, are bothering us and making our lives harder.

 

5) USELESS INFORMATION

 

So many words, so little meaning. This statement says nothing useful — not what the problem was, who caused it, what they learned, what the fix it, how long it might take, what they’re working on, or anything at all.

 

It assigns extra work to the customer by telling them to go through official channels but does NOT then link to the official channels. The onus is on you, customers!

 

If you want to learn more about how CrowdStrike has ruined your day, you go do the work.CrowdStrike CEO is getting pummeled for his response to the global outage.

 

Why everyone hates it:

 

1) WEAPONS-GRADE CORPO SPEAK

 

Let’s be clear. Legalese doublespeak is designed to dodge and obfuscate rather than inform or communicate. This statement was obviously written by a committee of lawyers and middle managers whose only goal was to avoid legal risk and threats to their own job security.

 

If you can’t understand what the statement is even saying, it’s working as intended.

 

2) NO APOLOGY

 

The first words should be “I’m sorry” — but you won’t find that anywhere in this statement. Nor the watered down “I take responsibility.” Not even the weasely “We regret…” Nothing!

 

It comes off as cowardly and callous. CrowdStrike caused an outage that took down airlines, a stock exchange, hospitals, ICUs. People might have died.

And the CEO is not sorry.

 

3) PASSIVE VOICE THROUGHOUT

 

This is such classic move to avoid accountability, it’s even become a joke: “Mistakes were made!”

 

This statement is almost comical in its efforts to dodge assigning responsibility.

 

“This issue has been identified…a fix has been deployed.”

 

Which issue? (Global outage)

Who caused the issue? (You, CrowdStrike)

What fix? (🤷🏻‍♀️)

Did it work? (🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️)

 

4) DISMISSING CUSTOMERS

 

Don’t bother us with your petty complaints of power going out in your local hospital!

 

“We refer customers to the support portal” and “we further recommend customers ensure they’re communicating with representatives through official channels.”

 

You, the customer, are bothering us and making our lives harder.

 

5) USELESS INFORMATION

 

So many words, so little meaning. This statement says nothing useful — not what the problem was, who caused it, what they learned, what the fix it, how long it might take, what they’re working on, or anything at all.

 

It assigns extra work to the customer by telling them to go through official channels but does NOT then link to the official channels. The onus is on you, customers!

 

If you want to learn more about how CrowdStrike has ruined your day, you go do the work.

 

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1814301994741342606

 

Crowdstrike failure is proof global internet is overdependent on a single point of failure