I”m not being funny, with this “IT” outage I could make bank.

If you actually look at the scale of it WW.

fug, that mistake don’t happen by error, to err is human.

Estimated. 1 billion devices world wide affected.

Do you realize the clean up time.

The fix is simples, recovery console and delete a file.

There is a few caveats.

Access to system.

I’ve done these, they are all locked down with a special key.

Get the key.

Open unit

Retrieve little pc.

The other kaviat u got to take a keyboard with you, careful which one u take..

Rinse n repeat * 1 billion.

U can send remote wipe, but to initiate you still need to attach keyb so you can press F12 network service boot option.

This shit doesn’t happen by err

Timing

>>21250039

Yes, the bricked terminals. Card pay,ent etc.

>>21250034

Doesn’t surprise me, but this seems bigger.way bigger. This is at the moment the biggest IT outage in history..

Trump gets shot

Biden get Covid

Computers down WW.

Crowdstrike the certainly did strike the crowd.

Oh, coincidentally, the ceo of crowdstrike is Jewish.

Mad times, lovin it

>>21250057

November week, I’ve booked of werk.

Yeh, I can lurk all day and get paid.

Fk that. This election on nov 5th needs my full attention so booked 5th 1 week min to fri however it falls.

I’m expecting global outage, I work in IT. Did ask if they have any satellite phones. I don’t want to be at work when shit hits the fan.

I would rather be here to support the cause.

Internet might be an issue, that’s where u have to do a workaround.

God bless

Let’s have this happen.

People have made there choices.

>>21250097

There’s so much I member but equally forget.

God bless. X

>>21250125

He’s good. More than what u can imagine.

A TV version of the true one.

Truth has to be told.

Tiz funny the way they broadcast it.

>>21250276

You know the sangria, not made in front of you, ie shop brought the sulfer levels in it is u true.

Burns.

Researched sulfer all of a sudden I hear, but never understand.

>>21250294

>>21250303

Divided, that’s what they want.

Define, Indians or street shiter

.with the true Indian culture it’s a class system.

The powerful ones are straight and up front. U disagree they bite back.

For example, Rishi sunak, he’s not Indian.

Yeh, hopefully u get it.

Would love to join Farage and the fight for a …….

>>21250300

Dubs chkd, back at u fren.

Cana is, wine n cider. No spirits at the moment.

It’s 08:17 ish, should I really be that hammered this early?

Chaos around.

Sit back relax, maybe take a little more Rick Simpson oil.. who knows. Petty the popcorn ain’t here.

Oh to boot, full moon coming.

Buck moon if I recall correctly, it does bring the weirdos out, as we are classed..

>>21250115

It was his “wife” jacky? That did it. Blood splatter doesn’t go up, brain got removed by his “brother” for a reason. By this time, I’m surprised it hasn’t come out, specially to anons.u should no.

Ok, weird one for you… believe or not u decide.

Phone got bricked not long before trump shooting. (Power saving v low battery arg in loop)

Thing is tinitus warning left ear, loud high pitched. Even fell out with my carer as I said somthing bads going to happen.

Ordered new phone, Amazon 2days later phone has either been lost or stolen.

Argue with AI, eventually got through to human. Clicked ordered me a new replacement, complained balance blah blah.

Phone turns up, Amazon tracking not available. It will be here between these times.

Smells of 3 letter agencies.

Set phone up, realise 2FA backup was set to no..

Dang.

I missed the point, suppose I need a fresher could seriously make bank from the 1Billion computer outage (est) crowdstrike struck.

Can’t even create a thread on /biz

This is the time basement dwellers can come to arms

The job is a peace of piss, as long as u have access, keyb follow dos commands. No sorry MSDos commands ie cd, del. Your good.

One slight kicker, from some that’s been doing this in some for.m For years. Choose your keyb wisely.

Nough said. For now.

Tangent.

Where the fug did that come from?

Ok, so this was the point.

These mazarita chairs were being binned.

Audit coming.

Said will pay for transport I’ll have them

Director arguing the toss, he’s had 4 for his office.

Goes quiet for a week.

Auditors arriving…

The last 2 chairs need to go.

Basically, she questioned the director how big is your office? U have four. There’s to left which would have a good home, in a man cave. The director couldn’t say shit. Chairs gone before the audit. These were the ones left.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>21250573

No car fags?

Did I get ripped off?

These baby’s are in my car port, strange.

Sitting crossed legged on them smoking a joint I see the expensive life while living in my box room.she blagged the plumber to drop them off. Free delivery.

Nothings for free…..

I dispute that one.

My tinitus has been on point.

Trouble is scab left ear. Keep scratching, more puss come out atm it feels like a never ending story.

Pulled some wired 1mil by half inch. Thing out me skull, too of head, scabs now gone.

Like I said before, I will try anyrthing once. Including death. That didn’t suit and I’m still here. Have you ever been through the Quickening.?