to y'all callin this 1-poster a clown…
what he's saying is plausible
US Central Azure data center went hard down Thursday before the CS file was pushed (6 hrs between events)
there were TWO SEPARATE events
but anons know there are no coincidences
was still not back to normal as of yesterday
https://www.techradar.com/pro/microsoft-says-its-cloud-services-are-back-up-after-major-outage
https://www.crowdstrike.com/blog/falcon-update-for-windows-hosts-technical-details/