One of you autists needs to do a better one of these… It would go viral with the Gen X crowd.
As 12 year old's, we roamed free in packs for 12 hours a day on BMX bikes all summer long, surviving solely off of random water hoses, and Big League Chew. We did things with fireworks that would land anyone nowadays an instant 20 year stint in a FED prison. We knew how to fight and we were comfortable with balling our fists and going to work. We got into rock wars, BB gun wars, and threw lawn darts at each other for fun. We've wrenched the heads off of snakes and fought off dogs with sticks picked off the ground. We learned how to survive as a team, taking care of broken bones and severe lacerations while being 10 miles away from home with no viable means of communication, using ripped up t-shirts and Fat Laces. We were the first with video games but we were wise enough to touch grass and absorb that sweet, sweet vitamin D, only honing our skills after the sun had set. We got under more bras and inside of more panties that any generation that followed. We had bravado and confidence and worked our asses off at learning the keys to the opposite sex. We had mottos like NO FEAR and our days were a never ending series of challenges to compete for and to hold Alpha status in the pack. We are a force to be reckoned with. We have money, experience and a vivid memory of what Donald Trump means when he says MAGE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN because we lived in a GREAT AMERICA. We want to be a part of MAGA and you would be wise to accept our offer.
KEK!
I member those challenges. Having to swallow your tobacco spit and then throwing up all over the place while someone's older brother and his friends laughed at you.