Has anyone asked him if he had an extramarital affair with LP?
Do we even know if that's true?
Sauce?
Did that asshole just use the "if the tree falls in the woods and no one is around.." defense?
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!