Phygrian hat.
https://www.usmint.gov/coins/coin-medal-programs/first-spouse-gold-coins/andrew-jacksons-liberty
Sweet jeebuz! Stop eating garbage to include all prepared foods (heat and serve), phast phood, and nearly all restaurant foods because all of the above contain seed oils (poison) which your body is trying to reject. Use virgin olive and avacado oils, butter, ghee, lard, pork fat, bacon grease and tallow instead.
Buy locally raised meats and grow/buy the best quality fruits and veggies you can get. Eat fermented foods and drinks (easily made yourself).
Drink lots of clean water.
Thus endeth the diarrhea slide.