Hey anons.

I feel bad about my behaviour last bread.

We're supposed to be equal, so I shouldn't only hand out cookies to select anons.

I apologize anons! You can all have a cookie.

There's not enough to go around, so only 1 per anon. First come, first serve.

>>21334322

>By whose authority?

You need an authority to tell you to take a cookie?

>>21334347

>By which authority are (yous)

>To haz cookies

I googled them and pasted them here.

No one is stopping you from getting your own cookies.

I don't have a monopoly one bringing cookies, I just seent no one else do.