random funny shit for nightbread when no one posts.

Pornstar Wesley Pipes used to say the funniest shit during his scenes:

“If you don’t suck this dick right, imma tell yo mama what you been doin.”

“This bitch need to be in the circus! Look at her, make that sword disappear!”

“Don’t let it come out that dark, don’t let it come out that dark okay, okay?? don’t let it see no more light”

“Yeah, this my lil’ broke Beyonce right here… this the closest I’ma ever get to fuckin’ Beyonce… if I ever get my hands on that bitch I’ma do her just like this… Urrrrgggggh”

“bitch u slobbin’ on this dick like you ain’t got no TABLE MANNERS..this bitch ain’t got no table manners, she just doin’ every fuckin’ thang”

“silence bitch I can’t hear yo pussy talking” “damn you hear that? That’s yo pussy getting beat up. It’s calling for help but ain’t nobody gonna help that mothafucka”

"I’m balls deep baby, I cant give u no more inches”