Lisa used to always make Peter Stroker wear a Trump mask and every time he pumped her, she'd yell out, Fuck Trump!
Weird people, man.
He ran over and killed 7 people while drunk. Turns out they were all democrats and he lives in a conservative district, so they elected him to Congress for his good deed.
"Do you mind if I nickname you Micro?"
He can only be POTUS for 8 years, but after that he canbe Pope or King of England.
Because Trump + Putin with a dash of Xie ends /them/
It only took 8 good men to drive the mooslams from Europe last time.