Well, shit. If Mike Johnson said it…
Razors blades under the scarf should help.
Make sure to move them around really good.
If you see red stuff dripping down to your fake ass man titties that means it's working.
1.5 miles of cars ≠ 1.5 miles of people.
SOON™
Yep.
Just look at all those cars burning all that nasty, evil fuel to keep those dems nice and cool.
Hope they paid their carbon taxes.