Obama finally reveals his agenda
August 6, 2024.1/2
GREETINGS FROM BARACK OBAMA 2007. THAT’S ME IN THE WHITE SHIRT IN THE PHOTO ANNOUNCING MY ENTRY INTO THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF SUPERMAN IN METROPOLIS, ILLINOIS. I KNOW THE PHOTO LOOKS PRETTY GAY, BUT REMEMBER, I ONLY IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH MEN. DAILY. AS I WROTE TO A GIRLFRIEND IN 1982:
In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.
So don’t believe the Fake News that I am secretly gay. I just imagine it. Daily.
Also don’t believe the Fake News that I was born in Kenya:
Barack Obama, the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review, was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii. The son of an American anthropologist and a Kenyan finance minister, he attended Columbia University and worked as a financial journalist and editor for Business International Corporation. He served as project coordinator in Harlem for the New York Public Interest Research Group, and was Executive Director of the Developing Communities Project in Chicago's South Side. His commitment to social and racial issues will be evident in his first book, Journeys in Black and White.
OK, that came from my publicist in 1991.It’s not as if I could have read it and had it corrected. Actually I did have it corrected — in April 2007, two months after I announced I was running for president and needed to be born in the USA.
In 2007, things are going well for me. My main opponent is Hillary Clinton, a drunk, dried up old lady who turns off half the country. People say I should wait my turn but sometimes you get only one chance.
Besides, she’s such a loser that anyone could beat her. Even that Donald Trump.
I really hate that guy. I wish he would run for president because I know I would beat him, too. We would have socialism if not for that pesky Donald Trump.As I wrote in law school:
(Americans have) a continuing normative commitment to the ideals of individual freedom and mobility, values that extend far beyond the issue of race in the American mind. The depth of this commitment may be summarily dismissed as the unfounded optimism of the average American — I may not be Donald Trump now, but just you wait; if I don’t make it, my children will.
As I seek the presidency, my plan is to feed that unfounded optimism of the average American in any way I can. I will be as opaque as possible while offering nothing more than a childish catchphrase. My main message isYes We Can—a slogan stolen from a children’s show, Bob the Builder. That shows the intellectual level of the average Democrat voter.
I do have one issue: Obamacare. Proposing to have the government take over the health industry is a delicate matter but I am up to it. I plan to make it appear as if the government’s only interest will be to magically make it easier and cheaper to get health insurance. To assuage fears that the government will take over your health care, I have a rebuttal: You Can Keep Your Doctor!
OK, it is not Bob the Builder level Pablum for the brain but it is almost as simplistic. And best of all, it is totally untrue because doctors change jobs all the time. Besides, most people don’t really have a doctor.
But you can keep your imaginary doctor in your imagination. Daily.
People say I don’t have foreign experience but I have what I call mud hut diplomacy having visited one in Kenya — where I wasn’t born.
This means I will do things that only an idiot chieftain in a mud hut would do. I would reverse the war on terrorism by encouraging the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood and a junior varsity of al-Qaeda to turn the Middle East into a chaotic mess of civil wars that will lead to refugees who will swarm Europe. Maybe I’ll even start a war to help create more Muslim refugees.
https://donsurber.substack.com/p/obama-finally-reveals-his-agenda