GM Frens
You saying I've been thefted? I hope someone wants to steal my identity.
Doesn't Jesus sound like a bit of a middleman here, a gatekeeper to God? What if if were actually Jesus' brother, Jorge that was the middleman to God and Jesus was just acting the whole time and everyone missed the real middleman gatekeeper which was Jorge and now no one can get to heaven?
Jesus = Religion
Religion = gatekeeper of God
Anon = Wants no part in that
Top kek
God is pissed that humanity overlooked his other gardener son for too long
Anons for Jorge
And dear lord Jorge, please let those big tittied mamacitas never grow that cliche huge Latina ass when they get older.
Amen.
Habsolutely worth the tradeoff. Dear Jorge I love enchiladas