Considering how gay the military has become why would anyone lie about serving?
And why are people getting angry that someone brags about being part of the Dog Faced Pony Soldier club?
Completely wrong
''You see, only one who wanted to find the Stone—find it, but not use it—would be able to get it, otherwise they'd just see themselves making gold or drinking Elixir of Life. My only desire is to find the Stone… but not to use it.''
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, Chapter 17.
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