From SSN to DNA…
it seems like the government's next move.
They've lost track of numbers, so why not track us by our very essence? After all, if your number can be stolen, at least your genes are a bit harder to swipe… unless you've sent them off for a 'fun' ancestry test.
Welcome to the future where your identity might just be a double helix away from being compromised!
Remember, folks, in this brave new world, your genetic code might be the next password you wish you could change!