Where the actual fuck are the birds?

Seagulls and pigeons are all but gone.

Not all dead, would have made the papers eventually.

So they flew to the other continents after Admiral Byrdland or into another dimension.

Take an hour drive around and look for birds.

This is the scare event, there's no nothing else.

The fuckin seagulls are just about gone, see one or two. Should be thousands, always, year round gulls.

Gone.

No pigeons at all.

Crows everywhere, and the Canada goose stupid shitmakers