These are both the examples of the real green new deals:

L.A. to Pay $20.8 Million for Discharging 12 Million Gallons of Sewage into Santa Monica Bay

-This works out to about $1.50 gallon to dump waste, cheaper than any alternative

The former CEO of a small Kansas bank was sentenced to more than 24 years in prison for looting the bank of $47million.

-Think of this as a job to be in prison for 24 years at the rate of $2 million per year. Not bad for a small time banker. Probably be out for good behavior and a cut on the action in 2 years with the courts.