Oh, contraire. This is a SPIRITUAL war.
Andโฆ look at you rippin' on Bible Thumpers! You mean the same Bible Thumpers that are exposing your witchcraft for all to see?
Those Bible Thumpers! Cuz those Bible thumper ghey and retarded. They my peeps!
You need to learn the Bible. When you truly understand it, you will realize it is analogy, allegory, and TRUTH. It is all.
GOD is is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent.