I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS, TRUMP BROS…

I live in a small town in a bright red state, and this morning I stopped by my local coffee shop, and I overheard a group of well-meaning residents—let’s call them Concerned Citizens— discussing why Trump might struggle in the upcoming election. Here’s how the conversation went:

"Let’s start with the economy," says Linda, an accountant. "Trump’s economic policies, while bold, have had mixed results. We’ve seen some successes, but also rising inflation and trade issues that have hit local businesses hard. People here are worried about their financial future and might look to Kamala for more stability and growth."

"And what about healthcare?" adds Raj, a local doctor. "Trump’s attempts to dismantle the Affordable Care Act without a solid replacement have left many in our town anxious about their healthcare coverage. Folks who value healthcare security will definitely vote for Kamala.

“True," agrees Maria, a teacher. "And then there’s the foreign policy. Trump’s trade wars and strained alliances have made it harder for our town to do business internationally. If global issues continue to cause problems, people might prefer a leader who can restore those crucial relationships. Someone like Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

As the conversation went on, Alex, a young environmentalist, chimed in, “Don’t forget the environment. Trump’s stance on climate change and his withdrawal from international agreements have sparked concern among those of us who care deeply about our planet. Many voters here prioritize environmental protection and believe Kamala has a more appealing and stronger green agenda”

The group then shifts their focus to Trump’s personal traits. "He’s certainly a charismatic figure," observes Tom, a retired military officer. "But his polarizing personality can push away moderates and those who value a more unifying leader. His confrontational style has definitely turned a lot of voters off."

"And let’s not ignore his legal issues," adds Lisa, a local attorney. "The ongoing investigations and legal battles could be a significant distraction. I personally question his ability to lead effectively if he’s preoccupied with courtrooms."

It went on like this for another 20 minutes. Keep in mind, this is a blue-collar town. The type of place where everyone gets together after a long week and has a beer at the local tavern. In other words, this happened in Trump country.

Not good bros, not good at all.